Mar 25

“absolutely terrifying”

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Mar 18

Neato

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Dec 25

Merry Christmas

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… and a happy new year?

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Dec 19

Dear Jeanette

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Dear Jeannete,

Apparently I can’t spell your name correctly two times in a row. It was nice talking to you today. You should relearn to write snail mail and return my letter.

Love,

Brain

PS

Apparently I can’t spell my own name correctly one time in a row

PPS

I’m pretty sure you can’t have a row of one

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Dec 15

Animal Behavior Final Exam: Question 9

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9. When they make the movie, who will play you? What is the movie really about?

If it is the rock opera version, then Dave Grohl. If it is the comedic version, then Jason Lee. Both deal with the struggles that result from my dependancy and addiction to atmospheric oxygen.

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Dec 15

i don’t even know what to put here to prepare you

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Guy: Ever wonder what it’d be like to screw the virgin out of Mary?
Me: Uh, no.
Guy: Oh. Me either.

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Oct 11

Nightwatch

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Explanations are just a fiction to make us feel safe; because if it can’t be explained, then it’s just meaningless chaos and it could touch any one of us at any moment. Which is exactly what it is.

-Inspector Thomas Albert Cray, Nightwatch

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Oct 10

Daniel Tosh

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Tomorrow (today? it is after midnight…) my beau is taking me to see Daniel Tosh.

Winner!

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Oct 2

I finally found something I’m afriad of

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I can’t help but feel some disgust and a bit of sympathy for people that obsess over their money and the things they can or can’t buy with it.

What scares me is the idea that someday in the future I might reread this and laugh at myself for being so naive as to think that money didn’t matter. I hope I never turn into one of those people.

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Sep 17

“What is the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

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This was made from the movie script for No Country for Old Men, but before the movie was released. It is interesting to compare how these two guys interpreted the gas station scene to how the scene was actually shot in the movie by the Coen Brothers.



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