Mar 25
“absolutely terrifying”
Dec 19
Dear Jeanette
Dear Jeannete,
Apparently I can’t spell your name correctly two times in a row. It was nice talking to you today. You should relearn to write snail mail and return my letter.
Love,
Brain
PS
Apparently I can’t spell my own name correctly one time in a row
PPS
I’m pretty sure you can’t have a row of one
1 commentDec 15
Animal Behavior Final Exam: Question 9
9. When they make the movie, who will play you? What is the movie really about?
If it is the rock opera version, then Dave Grohl. If it is the comedic version, then Jason Lee. Both deal with the struggles that result from my dependancy and addiction to atmospheric oxygen.
2 commentsDec 15
i don’t even know what to put here to prepare you
Guy: Ever wonder what it’d be like to screw the virgin out of Mary?
Me: Uh, no.
Guy: Oh. Me either.
Oct 11
Nightwatch
No commentsExplanations are just a fiction to make us feel safe; because if it can’t be explained, then it’s just meaningless chaos and it could touch any one of us at any moment. Which is exactly what it is.
-Inspector Thomas Albert Cray, Nightwatch
Oct 10
Daniel Tosh
Oct 2
I finally found something I’m afriad of
I can’t help but feel some disgust and a bit of sympathy for people that obsess over their money and the things they can or can’t buy with it.
What scares me is the idea that someday in the future I might reread this and laugh at myself for being so naive as to think that money didn’t matter. I hope I never turn into one of those people.
1 commentSep 17
“What is the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
This was made from the movie script for No Country for Old Men, but before the movie was released. It is interesting to compare how these two guys interpreted the gas station scene to how the scene was actually shot in the movie by the Coen Brothers.