the cat is out of the bag: i know people with big mouths so i also know that you spilled the beans. the one thing i’m curious about, though, is if you told the one person that it would really matter to.

Note to self:

Tell Robin you’re sorry for being an ass. When you wake up and are sober you’ll appreciate this. That is all.

straight girls get a lot of credit from me just for being straight. why? because they put up with men.

if i were a girl, i would definitely be gay.

/ambiguous

My parents have a unique ability. They are both capable of taking any conversation that is semi-related to school, from how a test went to if I’m ever going to go on that date with that girl from that class, and turning it into a conversation about grad school.

Where am I going? How much does it cost? How much are we going to have to help out? How much is it per term? How much does it cost? How many terms? Will you be working and going to school at the same time? How much does it cost?

Then they say that they want to help me out and that they’re not worried about the money.

I really don’t believe them.

Her: WHY ARE THE DOGS OUTSIDE?!?!
Me: You told me to turn the AC on and I was closing all the doors. The dogs wanted out so I let them out.
Her: HOW MANY TIME HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS!?! The dogs need to be INSIDE when I leave or they’re going to follow me down the street!
Me: Have they EVER ran through the electric fence to chase you down the street?
Her: No, but I keep telling you guys THAT IT ONLY TAKES ONCE!
Me: Really? Because I can’t think of ANY times you’ve told me that. How many times have we had this conversation?
Her: Well… none. BUT I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT!