Archive for March 19th, 2008

this is what we can do with old people short of putting them all on a boat heading to europe and then sinking it in the middle of the atlantic

March 19th, 2008 | Category: da blog

xtntx: We should get together sometime. Throw stones
xtntx: Stuff like that.

Kraft110: only if its at old people
xtntx: Only old people.
xtntx: They have it coming.

Kraft110: i’d never throw rocks and geese or animals or anything like that. that would be mean
xtntx: Oh it would be! I would feel bad doing that.
Kraft110: and throwing stones at street signs is disrespectful and delinquent
xtntx: Old people are bitter.
Kraft110: and dying anyway so who cares if they bleed on the ground or fall down
xtntx: Throwing stones keeps old people fit. If they’re alert enough they can try and dodge them.
Kraft110: “if you can dodge this rock, we won’t bury you in the shallow mass grave behind the toolshed. at least not today.”
xtntx: Perfect.

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