Archive for May, 2008

If the Flint River could talk…

May 26th, 2008 | Category: da blog

If the Flint River could talk, it would probably say something like “get this dead baby and shopping cart out of me!”

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Thats What She Said Syndrome

May 24th, 2008 | Category: da blog

i spend most of my conversations on the edge of rooms

May 22nd, 2008 | Category: da blog

and what that says about (1) me and my social skills, or (2) the oddities of the people around me, i care not to contemplate.

-icntctpt

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stop apologizing

May 21st, 2008 | Category: da blog

don’t tell me you’re sorry when you don’t mean it or for shit that you shouldn’t be sorry about.

i absolutely hate that.

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“Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.”

May 20th, 2008 | Category: kristen

Update more, dammit.

P.S. I tried to follow your theme of making my title completely random so you wouldn’t delete this! Also: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/ is full of awesome.

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i never thought an energy drink could lead to a “that’s what she said!” joke

May 18th, 2008 | Category: da blog

“It was the liquid inside that I wasn’t expecting.”

Thanks, Jeremy.

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BABOON BABOON!

May 17th, 2008 | Category: da blog

this is how my brain works: MAY 16th ~We Will Not Forget~

May 15th, 2008 | Category: da blog

the day you realized that black liquorice tasted really good when you knew what you were about to feel in your mouth.

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No, I am not chemically imbalanced! WHICH OF THE VOICES TOLD YOU THAT?

May 13th, 2008 | Category: da blog

i am so bored tralalala

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you’ll probably read this and not know it was meant specifically for you

May 07th, 2008 | Category: da blog

probably not today, probably not tomorrow, but eventually you’ll read this and won’t know that it’s meant for you.

part of you will wonder if it is, though… and right about now you’re probably getting a funny feeling while thinking about if it were meant for you.

and if you haven’t considered it yet, what does that feeling say about your life?

this is not ironic. it’s just sad.

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