Archive for June, 2008

I had a flat tire and couldn’t get my lug nuts off even by jumping on the wrench… and then there was Gary

June 30th, 2008 | Category: da blog

Dear Gary,

Thank you for being a nice old man and helping me take care of my nuts.

Sincerely,
Me

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i was standing in the shower this morning when i had a tremendous realization

June 27th, 2008 | Category: da blog

i hate being fawned over.

i hate being fawned over because it makes me feel guilty about how unattached i stay.

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cubes > crushed

June 26th, 2008 | Category: da blog

Kraft110: then i say “don’t touch my fucking soda”
Kraft110: and i’m drinking that soda right now
Kraft110: and since they put ice CUBES in it, they’re still whole and not all melted and nasty

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gamble everything

June 23rd, 2008 | Category: da blog

I’m thinking about desire
I’ve had to learn how to sin successfully

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Almost there…

June 22nd, 2008 | Category: da blog

after getting out of the shower this morning, putting on clothing seemed like so much work.

so instead i just put on a bathing suit and called it square.

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sometimes violence IS the answer!

June 22nd, 2008 | Category: da blog

playing at the park one day when i was about twelve, a friend of mine came by with a water gun and kept spraying me with it. i was not amused. i was angered. i hit him in the face so hard he spun around, feel down, stood up for a moment, and feel down again. then he ran home to his mommy. we remained friends and he never bothered me again. i’m reminded of this whenever i hear somebody speak out against violence and how it is never the answer.

-bobby burgess

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i think i need a hug

June 21st, 2008 | Category: da blog

wtb hug

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suppression only works for so long, i think

June 21st, 2008 | Category: da blog

i’m going to explode.

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i hate radio edits

June 20th, 2008 | Category: da blog

Radio edits ruin songs. Some songs more than others. I am now going to show you an example of “some songs more than others”:

I Will Possess your Heart by Death Cab For Cute


Album version track length?
8:36 minutes.

Radio edit track length?
4:08 minutes.

That’s right… they cut out over half the song.

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Circa is such a fun word to say and/or use

June 18th, 2008 | Category: da blog

This is a repost from my old blog, circa December 2002. I’ve been thinking to myself all day when circumstances change, I change my mind. Oh, John Maynard Keynes!

Tomorrow morning I leave for Colorado. I don’t think I’ll have access to a computer out there so it looks like there won’t be any updates for a week or so.

I’ve come to terms with none of the issues I wanted to come to terms with before I went on this trip.

Not that it matters, really. Just because I’ve made a decision doesn’t mean it is written in stone. When circumstances chance, I change my mind.

New people, new places, and new circumstances- I don’t think I could ask for a better situation to break the cycle I’ve found myself in.

If this doesn’t change my perspective on things, then my perspective must be right.

Merry Christmas.

Happy New Years.

My advice to all of you for the New Year:

Watch out for the elephants; they like to hide behind trees. They will sneak up on you and stampede given the slightest opportunity.

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